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Monday, April 24, 2006

"It ain't no mystery / if it's politics or history. / The thing you've got to know is / everything is showbiz!"

I rarely deal with American Politics, but I couldn't resist after I saw this on Jack's site which was linked to The Pillage Idiot

Note: Josh Bolton is the new White House Chief of Staff

Top Ten Signs That Josh Bolten Is Jewish

10. Staff meetings last longer on Mondays and Thursdays.

9. Has his mother on speed dial, but she still says he doesn't call enough.

8. The ring on his cell phone is "If I were a rich man."

7. Came in to the office on Purim dressed as Bibi Netanyahu.

6. His office furniture is covered with clear plastic.

5. Has two file baskets on his desk -- "To Do" and "Goyishe Kop."

4. His office is referred to by staff as "The Lobby."

3. Condoleezza Rice beats him up for his lunch money.

2. W's nickname for him is "The Mohel," because, well, you know.

1. The official White House photo of Bolten (left), following a staff meeting:

Today's quote is from The Producers(2005)
The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just.
– Abraham Lincoln


At 2:30 AM, April 27, 2006, Blogger DbRhK said...

My grandmother weighs in on the clear plastic thing:

"I picked up the habit from my Italian neighbors [in the Bronx]. So go blame them."


At 12:51 PM, May 02, 2006, Blogger Dot Co Dot Il said...

Nice blog. Keep on keeping it real.


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