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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

"Every hero has a weakness. Superman has kryptonite. Indiana Jones has snakes. Whitney Houston has Bobby Brown."

Monday, Aug. 21, 2006 12:13 a.m. EDT

Osama Bin Laden 'Obsessed' With Whitney Houston

As if Whitney Houston doesn’t have enough problems with her rumored struggles with drug addiction, now there’s news that the superstar may be pursued by a high-profile admirer: Osama bin Laden.

The New York Post’s Page Six reports that bin Laden is apparently "obsessed” with the one-time chart-topping pop diva, who is married to troubled entertainer Bobby Brown.

Bin Laden, according to novelist Kola Boof who claims to have been the terrorist mastermind’s "sex slave,” considered Houston to be "the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen,” and even talked about having her husband (Brown) killed so he could make Houston one of his wives.

"He [Bin Laden] said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Kartoum,” Boof told the Post. "He explained to me that to possess Whitney he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives.”

Bin Laden is apparently "dismissive of black women,” but he was so taken by Houston’s beauty, that he reportedly carried photographs of the singer from Star magazine in his briefcase.



Quote from Taxi (2004)

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"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security,
deserve neither liberty or security"

– Benjamin Franklin

5 Comments:

At 5:15 PM, August 22, 2006, Blogger Rebecca said...

that is really funny!

 
At 10:59 PM, August 22, 2006, Blogger Jerusalemcop said...

Probably not as funny if your name is Whitney Houston....

:)

J.

 
At 11:13 PM, August 22, 2006, Blogger Stacey said...

There's no accounting for taste!

 
At 9:43 AM, August 24, 2006, Blogger Jack's Shack said...

Oy vey

 
At 9:50 AM, August 24, 2006, Blogger Jerusalemcop said...

stacey : beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

Jack: Maybe dubya should use Whitney as bait to lure Osama out from his cave.

J.

:)

 

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